These rules are related to survey participation and panel membership. I have acocumalted almost 1000 points, after checking with them this is what i received from them in email "We have checked our database and have found that your account was terminated for breaking one or more of our quality rules. You get two stars because you could change, in theory.Horrible experiece with the Ipsos. I'm disappointed in you Uncle Mori, you're part of a vacuum of accountability that is killing vulnerable people. They are behaving like - you guessed it - a cartoon weasel, chasing its own tail thinking it's a tasty woodland critter. On your website you say: ".our clients can act faster, smarter and bolder." DoHSC is your client and they are none of those things. Uncle Mori, you work for the government now. Could a similar methodology be applied to answer: "why the f*** can't people stay in their homes during a pandemic and not gather on mass?" Can you garner a few opinions on this? Is it pathological entitlement, or is there a correlation between frequency of messaging in a pandemic with a government controlled narrative, and numbers of people gathering? Are you providing the hand-picked data based on the public's own opinions? Are you feeding us our own opinion as fact to support devastating government policy? You need to stop feeding us junk food Uncle Mori, or we will explode. Are you just purely theoretical, Uncle Mori? Your Head of Data Science and Analytics Svetlana Gogolina published: "A case study for a psychographic-behavioral segmentation approach for targeted demand generation in voluntary medical male circumcision". ![]() I fear you’re becoming a cartoon weasel in a lab coat, you're becoming one of them. The virus is a real thing and it’s happening NOW! There is actual proven data sitting there you can be modelling - like Yodel delivery routes, or Just Eat delivery routes (see what I did there? That's what we call a call back), or hospital visits, or frequency of supermarket spending, or alcohol consumption, or annual income. You say 27% of Brits wear facemasks – is it too much to ask to layer this metric with other data sets, like other global face mask data to see if there is a correlation between that and the rate of contagion? Can you explain why our mortality rate is ten times that of other countries? (9% global deaths/0.9%polpulation) Is this what you really want to be doing? A little while ago, you published a white paper in which you measured trust – TRUST Uncle Mori!! It's a subjective concept, you found a way to measure it. You’re measuring what people’s opinions are about a virus - a mathematical entity. The Covid research you're publishing and syndicating creates a different narrative to my real world experience. Is that ok with you? Uncle Mori I need one of our whispered chats, the type when I can smell the alcohol on your breath as you tell me secrets about my Dad as a fighting teenager. I picture you as a savvy Uncle, always forthcoming with the hushed facts of life in the corners of family gatherings. ![]() For some reason, I want to call you Uncle Mori, I think it will bring us closer. Is this what we really want to talk about? When I say your name, there's something endearing about the 'MORI' part. This project is going to kill people! What's happening Ipsos Mori. Secondly, your courier company, Yodel, sent a couple of PPE-less thugs round and I thought I was going to be kidnapped. Firstly, "DoHSC" is the sound a cartoon weasel makes after being bonked on the noggin. Ipsos Mori, I took part in wave 2 of your Covid Research Study for DoHSC, it did not go well. I'd reccomend anyone else to do the same. Why do firms have to mess with a system that worked so well. So now they go into the trash can with all the other mediocre panels. I feel now though that Ipsos are taking the proverbial. This is my experience or similar every time now. They are claiming it opens up more surveys to members lol lol lol it doesn't. Ive got 150 meg download so it's not my broadband. Haven't they got the ability to pre screen ? Its tedious and annoying. Repeating the same screening questions again and again and again. ![]() ![]() Ive just spent 40 minutes on there without a single credit. Oh my word! Ive been a panel member for years.
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